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Mouth breathing rules!

Miss O. Phonia is Rebekah Voss, a writer, entertainment journalist, and the creator of, an online marketing firm that creates pitch-perfect content for small business rock stars who aren’t afraid to use the word AWESOME on their websites.

A regular contributor to TruVoz and L’Ecran Fantastique magazines, Rebekah has interviewed everyone from Antonio Banderas to Julianne Moore to the guy on the plane whose breathing sounded like he was asphyxiating himself (Are you ok? How long have you had this problem? Are you sure you don’t want to sit ANYWHERE ELSE on the plane?).  Her real passion, however, lies in complaining about her 1st world problems and glaring at gum-chewers.

Kidding. Sort of.